captioningcrusader:

I came in like a trekking ball.
(I in no way regret the two minutes this took to make.)
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Nor should you

captioningcrusader:

I came in like a trekking ball.

(I in no way regret the two minutes this took to make.)

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Nor should you

little-smartass:

you know if all the different versions of captain kirk somehow met up (aos, tos, fem, mirror, science officer), tos kirk would be the most mature and sensible out of all of them and I think that is hilarious and also quite scary

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

Anonymous asked
Imagine someone in the AOS universe correcting Spock when he says 'marshmelons.' Imagine Spock's general reaction when he finds out he's been using the wrong word the entire time. Imagine Spock's reaction when he realizes that McCoy had been holding that over his head for decades without him even knowing.

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

imagine when spock correctly uses the word ‘marshmallows’ for the first time, he cant help but notice that jim and bones look sort of sad

he starts saying ‘marshmellons’ again

cyanine:

my sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

missingrache:

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

Aaaaaa THAT IS SO CUTE AND GOOD

missingrache:

varietyshow:

These are the best gender neutral new baby greeting cards I have ever seen in my entire life.

Aaaaaa THAT IS SO CUTE AND GOOD

theomeganerd:

EA Giving The Sims 2 Away for Free on Origin, Along With All 18 Expansions
A decade after its release, Electronic Arts is giving away The Sims 2 for free through Origin—along with every single expansion and stuff pack ever released.
EA recently announced it would end support for The Sims 2, meaning it will no longer release content or technical fixes for the game. It will continue to offer for support to those who contact the company for help, but the game as it exists today will remain unchanged going forward (barring any efforts made by the modding community). EA contacted Sims 2 owners recently, informing them of the news and offering a free upgrade to the newly created The Sims 2: Ultimate Collection.
That same collection is now being offered to all Origin users for free for a limited time. To get it, simply open Origin, select the “Redeem Product Code” option from the menu, and enter the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS. You have until July 31 at 10AM Pacific to redeem the code to your Origin account. If you don’t already have one, you can sign up for free.
Ultimate Collection includes the base Sims 2 game along with “every single The Sims 2 expansion pack and stuff pack.” The list of content that entails, as a result, is comically long: There have been eight expansion packs (which add new functionality and major features) and ten stuff packs (which, as you might guess, contain various stuff—primarily clothing and furniture) released since The Sims 2’s launch in 2004.
The full list of eight expansions:
Apartment Life
Bon Voyage
FreeTime
Nightlife
Open for Business
Pets
Seasons
University
And all ten stuff packs:
Celebration Stuff
Family Fun Stuff
Glamour Life Stuff
H&M Fashion Stuff
Happy Holiday Stuff
Holiday Party Pack
IKEA Home Stuff
Kitchen & Bath Interior Design Stuff
Mansion & Garden Stuff
Teen Style Stuff
The Sims 4, the newest game in the series, is scheduled for launch on PC on September 2. EA released alengthy gameplay video recently which may have inadvertently revealed its plans for a Battlefield Premium-esque service for the game.

theomeganerd:

EA Giving The Sims 2 Away for Free on Origin, Along With All 18 Expansions

A decade after its release, Electronic Arts is giving away The Sims 2 for free through Origin—along with every single expansion and stuff pack ever released.

EA recently announced it would end support for The Sims 2, meaning it will no longer release content or technical fixes for the game. It will continue to offer for support to those who contact the company for help, but the game as it exists today will remain unchanged going forward (barring any efforts made by the modding community). EA contacted Sims 2 owners recently, informing them of the news and offering a free upgrade to the newly created The Sims 2: Ultimate Collection.

That same collection is now being offered to all Origin users for free for a limited time. To get it, simply open Origin, select the “Redeem Product Code” option from the menu, and enter the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS. You have until July 31 at 10AM Pacific to redeem the code to your Origin account. If you don’t already have one, you can sign up for free.

Ultimate Collection includes the base Sims 2 game along with “every single The Sims 2 expansion pack and stuff pack.” The list of content that entails, as a result, is comically long: There have been eight expansion packs (which add new functionality and major features) and ten stuff packs (which, as you might guess, contain various stuff—primarily clothing and furniture) released since The Sims 2’s launch in 2004.

The full list of eight expansions:

And all ten stuff packs:

  • Celebration Stuff
  • Family Fun Stuff
  • Glamour Life Stuff
  • H&M Fashion Stuff
  • Happy Holiday Stuff
  • Holiday Party Pack
  • IKEA Home Stuff
  • Kitchen & Bath Interior Design Stuff
  • Mansion & Garden Stuff
  • Teen Style Stuff

The Sims 4, the newest game in the series, is scheduled for launch on PC on September 2. EA released alengthy gameplay video recently which may have inadvertently revealed its plans for a Battlefield Premium-esque service for the game.

gustyflawless:

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

My feminist rants bring all the boys to the yard

They’re like

'Not aaaaaaaaaaall men'.

(Source: april-polyverse)

comealongraggedypond:

destroy the idea that lily is constantly scolding james

destroy the idea that lily is hermione from the 70s

destroy the idea that lily is the polar opposite of james

destroy the idea that lily is “too strong” to cry

destroy the idea that lily is prone to physical or verbal abuse

destroy fanon lily potter 2k14